30 9 / 2014

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via weaponized-wit)

30 9 / 2014

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(via weaponized-wit)

29 9 / 2014

crunchier:

crunchier:

so the other day i was around tumblr and i found this amazing blog with the url crunchier so i just think you should all go check it out cause it’s mindblowing !!!!!!

she’s so amazing she promotes herself !!

(via andrewquo)

29 9 / 2014

mexican-kitsch:

phonedazed:

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

mexican-kitsch:

phonedazed:

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

(via aryastarque)

29 9 / 2014

allthatklunk:

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The Maze Runner Fandom
(dedicated to the lovely people who made the posts)

(via purgatorykings)

29 9 / 2014

fireinthehob:

  • The protests are being held in order to achieve universal suffrage in Hong Kong. Although democracy had been promised for 2017 in 2008, China announced this August that Hong Kong people would only be able to vote from a pool of 2-3 specially selected candidates (all of whom…

29 9 / 2014

felixdawkins:

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

(via aryastarque)

29 9 / 2014

29 9 / 2014

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via notenuf)

29 9 / 2014

badmooonrising:

  • strong female characters (ノ≧▽≦)ノ*:・゚✧
  • three poc main characters… (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • … where two are woman of color (ノ)ノ*:・゚✧
  • queer character (ノ≧3≦)ノ*:・゚✧

And that only in the fucking pilot B Y E

(via summerchild-madeofstone)

28 9 / 2014

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

(Source: kimbbearlyold, via weaponized-wit)

28 9 / 2014

28 9 / 2014

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

image

Well now we do

(Source: gameofbooze, via belarked)

28 9 / 2014

khymeira:

howtobeafuckinglady:

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

What a time to be alive

khymeira:

howtobeafuckinglady:

please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

What a time to be alive

(via weaponized-wit)

28 9 / 2014

I didn’t remake Alex in my own image. I didn’t need to do that. She already was me, lying on the floor, trying to kill herself, believing that she was worthless because she had nothing to live for. I saw that, and I thought I could help her.

(Source: quigleyss, via belarked)